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[14 Mar 2009|12:44am]
yani, how soon are we thinking the police will break up the mobs? my TV, it is broken so i do not know these things. i am worrying about certain things in my apartmen Vladimir, you see, it is very important he is not harmed. also his Collection of Shiny Objects, he should not like the police to take, you see? he will cry many tears of sorrow like little girl, his masculinity it will be -- how are we saying it? -- compromised.
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[11 Jan 2009|03:35pm]
which religion can offer me the fastest absolution, please? yani i have found these cross, star (this is jewish or wiccan, i don't know?), and rosary, and yani i am not sure how to put on the yamulke. perhaps you need hair-pins? but these are for women, ali does not use hair-pins. ya allah, if i could only remember al-fatiha!

i will prefer to have my sins absolved in the next few days -- but no lasting committment, please. only for a few weeks, sah?
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[08 Jan 2009|02:59pm]
Chere?


Where are you, chere? If my powers are not working, yours are not either, oui?
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[23 Nov 2008|06:41pm]
aiwa, we are out of the hospital! i am feeling better, yes, shukran for asking. and very pleased to be back in my kitchen, for the hospital food is rubbish, yani, rubbish. Now who wants to be buying a good timex watch from Ali, to help him pay his medical bills?
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[10 Nov 2008|12:15pm]
A glossary, so that you might stand a chance at understanding Ali's ~English.~ )
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[09 Nov 2008|04:24am]
la la la quote goes here~ )
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